The Return of Family-Centered Beastual Politics

We must all thank God (and a Scaife funded think tank who gave him a  job) for the probable blessing of having Rick Santorum run against Kenyan president Barack Obama in 2012:

Over the last few months, Santorum has built up a schedule of visits to the top three primary and caucus states: He has already made two trips to South Carolina, one in December and another in January; he visited Iowa this past October, and will be headed back in March; and he just announced a trip to New Hampshire on April 30.

A month ago, Santorum stepped up the rhetoric in an e-mail sent to his supporters. “I promise you, I will stop at nothing when it comes to defending our freedom and our values,” Santorum wrote. “That’s the real reason why – after talking it over with my wife Karen and our kids – I am considering putting my name in for the 2012 presidential race.”

I think we can all agree, that what this country really needs right now is a man who is hungry to take control and has told us that he “will stop at nothing.”  Oh sure he waxes on about defending freedom and values, but we all know what he really means (wink-wink: our freedom, our values):

“What this country needs is someone with strong conviction who can articulate those convictions and who can provide a vision for America that is an alternative to the big government, freedom-depriving vision of Barack Obama. I don’t know who that is.”

But Mr. Santorum we do know.  And when we hear your words we are hardened the long dirty road that we have ahead.  We are rising to meet your passion, and will do everything that we can to assure a God fearing government, where the beastual impulses of homosexual agenda are expelled in quick jolts of a triumphant political will.

Which is why we must all pray for Sen. Santorum’s continued success.


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