Glenn Beck’s Our Coach
He looked so masculine and virile on stage at CPAC (and he was wearing suit pants to match his suit coat, as it was a special day). He brought his A game, and made sure to tell us how he is a recovering alcoholic, and how liberalism is an addiction too. But most importantly he brought the chalkboard!
Who among us wouldn’t give anything to be able to get just a whiff of the scent of all that dust mixed with his perspiration.
It doesn’t matter if all the facts and figures on the board have a logical relation to the point that he is making. NO! What matters is that he is able to recall them, and tie them to America’s return to the Constitution, which in my pal’s world is code for a return to the Bible.
That is because Beck understands that the Constitution is a divine document from our creator (well “our creator” sort of, Beck is a Mormon after all). And when God is involved my friends we don’t need those figures, illustrations, and talking points to make logical sense. They are there and that is enough for us to accept Beck as our coach in the sweat drenched locker room of Christian America, during the 1/2 time of Obama’s 1st (and only) term. Every time we see him, we want to just rush out onto the field and annihilate the liberal losers and prove our manhood once and for all!
That is why I am so truly saddened by the fact that he will burn in hell for all eternity (he is a Mormon after all).
