The Great Mysteries of Gary Randall
One of the blessings of a truly God centered life is the freedom of not having to understand everything you are told. That ability to listen without understanding is the key to the latest post by Gary Randall at Faith and Freedom Network:
“Plan B” or the abortion pill, sometimes called the morning after pill, has become a well known and controversial method of abortion.
Walking into yesterday’s health care meeting, the President assured a reporter he had a “plan B”.
Planned Parenthood’s website also features “Plan B” and says it costs between $10 and $70, considerably less than the President’s plan.
I have no idea what he is talking about. But what I do know is that the abortion pill is bad, and anything to do with Kenyan president Barack Obama is bad (especially healthcare).
The mystery doesn’t stop there:
The Planned Parenthood site also feature’s an “Accidents Happen” section which tells you what to do after an accident.
Will the President need a “Plan B”?
President Obama ended yesterday’s meeting with a threat.
“If we’re unable to resolve differences over health care,” he said, “we will move ahead with decisions.”
One wonders if Gary Randall has been dipping into some of the sacramental wine (which is his right as the shepherd of Christians in Washington and possibly Oregon). One thing is for sure he is willing to ask the hard questions, even if we don’t really know what he is talking about when he asks them:
The question is what will President Obama do the morning after? Will there have been a malfunction? Will there be a need for emergency measures?
It is hard to tell, especially since I’m still not entirely sure what malfunction the morning after Gary is talking about, nor do I know what emergency measures he is referring to. But that is the beauty of faith. I don’t need to.
What is important is that we know that he is telling us about the evil of Obama, and the destruction (whatever it is) that that evil will cause. What is important is that we listen as if we understood, and then give, so that Gary might continue to do whatever it is he does to fight the evil (whatever it is) that is being perpetrated.
Is that clear?
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