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Real Patriots Wear the Flag!

Posted in Uncategorized on April 16, 2010 by Scary Gary

Yesterday’s Tax-Day protests by us teabaggers were great!  They were attended by people willing to make sure everyone who saw them knew that they were patriotic:

America is even greater when worn as a sweater!

The Great Mysteries of Gary Randall

Posted in patriotism, socialism, spirtual warfare with tags , , , on February 27, 2010 by Scary Gary

One of the blessings of a truly God centered life is the freedom of not having to understand everything you are told.  That ability to listen without understanding is the key to the latest post by Gary Randall at Faith and Freedom Network:

“Plan B” or the abortion pill, sometimes called the morning after pill, has become a well known and controversial method of abortion.

Walking into yesterday’s health care meeting, the President assured a reporter he had a “plan B”.

Planned Parenthood’s website also features “Plan B” and says it costs between $10 and $70, considerably less than the President’s plan.

I have no idea what he is talking about.  But what I do know is that the abortion pill is bad, and anything to do with Kenyan president Barack Obama is bad (especially healthcare).

The mystery doesn’t stop there:

The Planned Parenthood site also feature’s an “Accidents Happen” section which tells you what to do after an accident.

Will the President need a “Plan B”?

President Obama ended yesterday’s meeting with a threat.

“If we’re unable to resolve differences over health care,” he said, “we will move ahead with decisions.”

One wonders if Gary Randall has been dipping into some of the sacramental wine (which is his right as the shepherd of Christians in Washington and possibly Oregon).  One thing is for sure he is willing to ask the hard questions, even if we don’t really know what he is talking about when he asks them:

The question is what will President Obama do the morning after? Will there have been a malfunction? Will there be a need for emergency measures?

It is hard to tell, especially since I’m still not entirely sure what malfunction the morning after Gary is talking about, nor do I know what emergency measures he is referring to.  But that is the beauty of faith.  I don’t need to.

What is important is that we know that he is telling us about the evil of Obama, and the destruction (whatever it is) that that evil will cause.  What is important is that we listen as if we understood, and then give, so that Gary might continue to do whatever it is he does to fight the evil (whatever it is) that is being perpetrated.

Is that clear?

Liberal Elite to Blame

Posted in Uncategorized on February 25, 2010 by Scary Gary

The previous post was published in a previous unedited form.  Obviously this site is being targeted by liberals who don’t like the truth.  They somehow got into the internet tubes and ruined my masterpiece.  The previous post has been clean-up; but post I wanted was much longer, but I am too busy watching prime time television for evidence of the downfall of western civilization to restore it to what I originally wanted.

A Realistic Simulation of Obama’s America

Posted in spirtual warfare on February 21, 2010 by Scary Gary

Usually I look at video games as a gatway into drug abuse, prostitution, abortion, moral relativity, all of which leads to decay of the soul that makes homosexual acts possible. But this video game is different:

2011 Obama’s Coup Fails is part of an online Social Movement masked as a game which fuses education and entertainment to help keep America a Free nation. America is in trouble and here tens of thousands are joining and learning and spreading the word. See the links that load below and understand that some of America’s darkest days are now ahead of us. The next 3 years will see America in a Great Depression brought on by the failed Progressive policies of the both Bush Administration and now enhanced many times over by the Obama Administration. Ask yourself if this is a game or is it reality? You might not like the answer but we must face it as a nation for our children and the Constitution.

Stunning realism! And I think it is safe to say that people that play will definitely ave a hard time telling the difference between reality and this important game.

But it doesn’t stop there. Just check out the enemies you face in your quest to restore America to freedom:

Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
You are a militia commander and in control of 1 county.

Mission: To defeat all enemies of the United States, both foreign and domestic. Includes:

  • C.O.R.N.Y. (Congress of Rejected and Neglected Youth) Shock Troops
  • Obama’s police force (Ameritroops)
  • The Cong (Former congressional leaders)
  • Nation of Malsi (Islamic fundamentalist troops)
  • Black Tigers (black nationalist troops loyal to Obama)
  • NHKS (National Honor Killing Society) Yet another Islamic army
  • I.S.U.E. ( International Service Union Empire) Troops
  • U.N. (United Nations) Peacekeepers
  • Those Black Tigers are just out there hiding in bush, waiting for us drop our guard. Like I said this game so real it is scary, and I hope that we take seriously. We need to not be afraid to say it like it is, even if it takes a video game to do it.

    CBS Sacks Gay Agenda

    Posted in Uncategorized on January 30, 2010 by Scary Gary

    I’m happy to see that CBS isn’t allowing the gay agenda into one of the most important holiday’s in America, the Super Bowl:

    CBS has rejected an ad from gay dating siteMancrunch.com, telling the site that the ad “is not within the Network’s Broadcast Standards for Super Bowl Sunday,” James Hibberd reports at The Live Feed.

    . . .

    The dating site for gay men had hoped it could fork over $2 million or more to CBS in return for 30 seconds of air time.

    Because the last thing we during a sport in which men in spandex roll on the ground togethe,r after their leader puts his hands between a team member’s legs, is an ad for sodomite dating services.

    Fortunately CBS isn’t letting arguments of fairness sway them into cutting other, more appropriate advertisements.

    Big Government Insists on Enforcing The Law

    Posted in Uncategorized on January 26, 2010 by Scary Gary

    It is a telling sign of our times that young conservative activist is targeted by federal law enforcement just because he tried to violate the privacy of Mary Landrieu, US Senator:

    Federal investigators charged that James O’Keefe was among four men who created a ruse to enter the lawmaker’s downtown office, saying they needed to repair her telephones. O’Keefe used his cellphone to take pictures of two men involved in the Jan. 25 plot, according to court records unsealed Tuesday.

    It is obvious to me that O’Keefe was charged with the crime that he helped commit only because he had previously made an undercover “sting” documentary that showed ACORN staff helping people who posed as a pimp and woman of the evening (whore).

    I bet the government would never charge a liberal involved in similar activities.

    Our State is Going to Pot

    Posted in Uncategorized on December 30, 2009 by Scary Gary

    Sorry to have been away so long, but I was fighting the war on Christmas by making my own gifts for family members.  I wrote out scripture in calligraphy on parchment, and I made sure to pick scripture that communicated (not so subtly) how the various members of my family were failing in the eyes of God.

    But now that Christmas is over, and the drunken unsaved are ready to wake me up with their firecrackers, loud music, and ungodly midnight sexual rituals; I am engaging in the war for our nation’s soul.

    While I was away, the Godless secularists in state government were hard at work.  Thankfully Gary Randall didn’t rest and is once again calling them out for their insane plan to legalize marijuana in Washington State:

    Under the bill, customers, 21 and older, will buy marijuana at the 160 state run liquor stores and will pay a tax of 15% per gram. Her plan will dedicate most of the money raised to substance-abuse prevention and treatment.

    So the state legalizes and sells more addictive drugs so they can help those who are addicted.

    Forget for the moment that marijuana is a proven gateway drug and is harmful to an individuals health.

    Well we all know that forgetfulness is one of the signs of wacky-tobaccy abuse, but on this subject forgetfulness is important for those of us who serve the Lord and not some jazz inducing Mexican devil weed.  Because we need to forget that the main reason for pot being a  ”proven gateway drug” is that is sold on the same illegal market as pot.  We also must forget legalization does not equal an increase in consumption since, let’s face i,t pot is so easy and cheap to get, that users have their non-using friends hold it for them (according to my teenage son after I put his socks away in his top drawer).  We also need to forget that legalization would actually make it easier for us to keep the drug out of the hands of our teen, as sale would be controlled in the state’s liquor stores.

    Forget all that because we all know that pot is the source of the liberal-hippy ideology.  We need to keep drugs illegal, because without them who’s stories of Christ inspired recovery would we watch on the 700 Club?

    Indoctrination of Children = Awareness of Their Bodies

    Posted in Uncategorized on November 29, 2009 by Scary Gary

    Once again Gary Randall has fearlessly taken a stand against the mainstream forces of liberal immorality.  And once again he resurrects the recently defeated (or was it approved?  . . . I don’t know, all I know is that perversion is now a special right in Washington State) R-71 as the starting point of the de-evolution of our Judeo-Chirstian  values:

    The redefinition of terms such as “husband” and “wife” and a litany of others traditionally associated with natural marriage will soon be the topic of discussion in your child’s classroom.

    Yes, and my kids have heard enough about it from me; they don’t need some secularist teacher ramming it down their throats.  That is why Mr. Randall (how I wish I could call him Reverend) cites the work of  psychiatrist whose sole mission is to promote abstinence and stop sex-ed is school.  Dr. Grossman is fearless in her use of science jargon to justify our fears:

    Things have changed. Teens are encouraged to explore and experiment with their sexuality. Self-discipline has been replaced with latex and Plan B. There is tacit approval of promiscuity, and an STI is a rite of passage. Abortion? It’s likened to a tonsillectomy.

    I don’t know what evil this medical perversion of “tonsillectomy” is; but if it is like abortion, it must be pretty bad.

    She doesn’t stop there, Dr. Grossman is unafraid to take on the heart of the decay of our culture, women who make choices that don’t involve becoming pregnant:

    Women’s health focuses on preventing pregnancy, but fails to warn that motherhood cannot be delayed.

    How wonderful that Dr. Grossman offers that comfort to the millions of women struggling with infertility.  Of course their infertility is probably a result of their sluttish behavior in their youth; which even if it doesn’t get them some nasty STDs, it delays marriage and causes a crisis in the West’s reproduction.

    All this adds up to the terrorists winning,as the Jihadists can procreate just fine in their caves and tents.

    The Unknown Must Be God

    Posted in debunking science with tags on November 22, 2009 by Scary Gary

    Despite the vast “scientific evidence” that supports evolution and natural selection, there are those who have fearlessly co-opted science to defend the idea that God is the creator–even though they surrendered that particular terminology if favor of calling it “intelligent design” (wink-wink).

    I just love reading the work of these brave Christian soldiers scientists.  One such lantern of knowledge is Dr. Stephen Myer, who was recently interviewed by Focus on the Family’s CitizenLink group:

    This discovery has made acute a longstanding scientific mystery that Darwin never addressed or solved: the mystery of how the very first life on Earth arose. To date no theory of undirected chemical evolution has explained the origin of the digital information in DNA needed to build the first living cell on Earth.

    You see, scientists can’t explain everything, therefore they can explain nothing!  That is as simple and as perfect as a cirlce. 

    Dr. Meyer however doesn’t stop there, he goes on to expand his arguement against Darwinism even further (even though he didn’t need to):

    Yet, modern scientists who argue for intelligent design do not do so merely because natural processes have failed to explain the origin of the information in cells. Instead, they argue for design, because systems possessing these features invariably arise from intelligent causes.

    DNA functions like a software program. We know from experience that software comes from programmers. Information — whether inscribed in hieroglyphics, written in a book or encoded in a radio signal — always arises from an intelligent source. So the discovery of digital code in DNA provides a strong scientific reason for concluding that the information in DNA also had an intelligent source.

    Once again the circle of the Lord’s insight is complete!  If intelligent programers (at say the Gay-coddling Microsoft) write software, and then scientists compare how DNA functions to how software functions; it follows that some intelligent entity (hint: a Christian God) must have created our DNA.   I would like to see those fancy atheist scientists argue against that theory.

    God bless unevolved Christians like Dr. Meyer, who spend their days looking for arguments to support our religious beliefs, rather than searching for verifiable evidence of how nature functions.

    Threats: Gary Randall Knows Where Evil Lurks

    Posted in Uncategorized on November 20, 2009 by Scary Gary

    It is no surprise to anyone who sits watching cable news all day in their house, and listens to KTTH when they are forced out into the public immorality of modern America , this country is going straight to H-E-double-hockey-sticks quick.

    Know one understands the gravity of the threat better than Gary Randall, who uses his ample analytical skills to expose the liberal elite:

    Perhaps the danger to the President lies in his far left, socialistic policies, his economic policies, his personal need to apologize for America as he travels the world, his position on DOMA and abortion, and his inability to recognize those who pose a real danger—the Gitmo guys who are moving to Manhattan and the person who shot our troops in Texas and the cells of those who hate this country and are working to destroy it, come to mind.

    Yes! Many things do come to mind. Not things like fact that the “Gitmo guys” are actually one guy and he is being sent there to be held accountable for murdering thousands of Americans, or that Gary Randall has absolutely no basis for saying that there are “cells” of conspirators working to destroy America. NO!

    I believe that he is saying that this treachery is at a cellular level, and that it is of course liberal. He is also telling us that since Manhattan is full of anti-American-homosexual-feminist perversion (which was why God allowed the attacks to succeed in the first place) the terrorists wanted to go there.

    Randall understands that things like the least of us going hungry and being unable to see a doctor outside of the local ER are not real threats. What are real and present dangers to our nation is anything that can be used to take the Obama administration down a peg or two.

    Amen to that don’t ya know.